I was feeling so good this morning! My back barely hurt! I put SOCKS on for the first time since 2013!

Then I stepped out of my house, slipped on a patch of ice, and basically ended up on the ground twisted in a squiggly swastika shape.

Hello again, shooting leg pain, my old friend.

*sigh*

Thank you, Minnesota Care insurance, for kicking in today. Because the nerve pain in my leg kicked in yesterday worse than it has since I slipped a disc in college. I'M GOING TO THE DOCTOR TOMORROW, BITCHES! (I'm guessing x-rays/MRIs will be involved again. IDK if those are covered as well as the doctor's visit. But chiro should be covered up to 24 ( Read more... )

Just got my period, so I'm bedridden for the day.

If anyone can think of any long (5k at the least) fics that revolve around insecurity/self-esteem/angsty-abusive-backstories, rec them please? They're like Midol for my brain.

A few fandoms I'm familiar with, and my fave characters in those fandoms: Avengers (Clint), Merlin & Merlin RPF (Arthur/ ( Read more... )

So, I have been doing really good on my diet. I've lost 26 pounds since I started in November (BOOYAH!). But every month, about a week/week-and-a-half before my period, I just want to EAT THE WORLD.

Did y'all know that you can buy whole pizzas from Sbarros? I think, if I bought one, I could maybe eat it in one sitting. It would also be about...3, ( Read more... )

( talkin' about/to my body )

I hate my nose and throat and sinuses and muscles and stomach.

And the 7-Up is SO FAR AWAY.

*gazes longingly at the door*

How long do you think it will take for the dogs to evolve thumbs/not need to be walked in two hours?

*snorfsnarfle*

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( to sum up: bleh. )

*sigh ( Read more... )

( Fucking OW. )

So I had a very long update post all ready to go. It was exhilarating and touching and informative (it had a lot of capslock, anyways). I EVEN WROTE SOME PORN IN IT.

AND THEN DREAMWIDTH ATE IT.

Pertinent info:

• asimaiyat wrote an awesome meta about polyamory in fandom .
• I love America's Next Top Model. TYRA, YOU ARE CRAZY, NEVER CHANGE.
• It's weird doing a lot of ( Read more... )